"ﻛﻴﻒ ﺗﺴﺘﻘﺒﻞ ﺍﻟﻤﺮﺃﺓ ﺍﻟﻌﺮﺍﻗﻴﺔ ﺯﻭﺟﻬﺎ !!
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ﻣﺠﺮﺑﺔ 100%% ﻫﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻪ
ﻫﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻪ
1. ﻭﻳﻦ ﺟﻨﺖ !! ؟
2. ... ﻫﺴﻪ ﻳﻠﻪ ﺟﻴﺖmaha@ !
....3 ﺍﻣﻲ ﻫﻨﺎ ﺳﻠﻢ ﻋﻠﻴﻬﺎ ﺯﻳﻦ ﻣﻮ ﻣﻦ ﻭﺭﻩ
ﺧﺸﻤﻚ !!
4. ﺍﻭﻭﻭﻭﻭﻭﻭﻭﻱ ﻓﺰﺯﺗﻨﻲ ! ﻃﻠﻊ ﺻﻮﺕ ﻣﻦ
ﺗﻔﻮﺕ
5. ﺭﻭﺡ ﺫﺏ ﻫﺪﻭﻭﻭﻣﻚ ﻋﺎﻟﺴﺮﻳﻊ ﻓﺎﺗﺤﻪ
ﻏﺴﺎﻟﻪ ﻣﻮ
ﺗﻨﻴﻤﻬﻦ ﻋﻠﻰ ﻛَﻠﺒﻲ!
6. ﺗﺮﻩ ﻛﻠﺸﻲ ﻣﻄﺎﺑﺨﻪ
7. ﺭﻭﺡ ﺟﻴﺐ ﺻﻤﻮﻥ ﺗﺮﻩ ﻣﺎﻋﺪﻧﻪ ﻣﻮ ﺗﺮﻳﺪ
ﺗﺎﻛﻞ!
8. ﻋﻠﻰ ﻛﻴﻔﻚ ﺑﺎﻟﻜﻮﻩ ﻧﻴﻤﺘﻪ ﻟﻠﻄﻔﻞ!
9. ﺍﻧﺰﻉ ﺣﺬﺍﺀﻙ ﺑﺮﻩ
10. ﺍﻧﻲ ﺷﻮﺻﻴﺘﻚ!!!!!
11. ﻫﺎ ﺍﺳﺘﻠﻤﺖ ﺭﺍﺗﺐ! ؟
ﻭﺍﺧﻴﺮﺍ ﺍﻟﻤﻘﻮﻭﻭﻟﻪ ﺍﻟﻤﺸﻬﻮﻭﻭﻭﻭﻭﻭﻭﻭﻭ ﺭﻩ
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12. ﻻﺗﻔﻮﻭﻭﻭﻭﻭﻭﻭﻭﻭﻭﻭ ﺕ ﺩﺍﻣﺴﺢ !!
ﻭﻫﻲ ﺍﻟﻤﻘﻮﻟﺔ ﺍﻻﻛﺜﺮ ﺷﻬﺮﺓ ﻓﻲ ﺍﻟﺒﻴﻮﺕ
ﺍﻟﻌﺮﺍﻗﻴﺔ
ﻫﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻪ ﻫﻬﻬﻬﻪ
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ﻣﺠﺮﺑﺔ 100%% ﻫﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻪ
ﻫﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻪ
1. ﻭﻳﻦ ﺟﻨﺖ !! ؟
2. ... ﻫﺴﻪ ﻳﻠﻪ ﺟﻴﺖmaha@ !
....3 ﺍﻣﻲ ﻫﻨﺎ ﺳﻠﻢ ﻋﻠﻴﻬﺎ ﺯﻳﻦ ﻣﻮ ﻣﻦ ﻭﺭﻩ
ﺧﺸﻤﻚ !!
4. ﺍﻭﻭﻭﻭﻭﻭﻭﻭﻱ ﻓﺰﺯﺗﻨﻲ ! ﻃﻠﻊ ﺻﻮﺕ ﻣﻦ
ﺗﻔﻮﺕ
5. ﺭﻭﺡ ﺫﺏ ﻫﺪﻭﻭﻭﻣﻚ ﻋﺎﻟﺴﺮﻳﻊ ﻓﺎﺗﺤﻪ
ﻏﺴﺎﻟﻪ ﻣﻮ
ﺗﻨﻴﻤﻬﻦ ﻋﻠﻰ ﻛَﻠﺒﻲ!
6. ﺗﺮﻩ ﻛﻠﺸﻲ ﻣﻄﺎﺑﺨﻪ
7. ﺭﻭﺡ ﺟﻴﺐ ﺻﻤﻮﻥ ﺗﺮﻩ ﻣﺎﻋﺪﻧﻪ ﻣﻮ ﺗﺮﻳﺪ
ﺗﺎﻛﻞ!
8. ﻋﻠﻰ ﻛﻴﻔﻚ ﺑﺎﻟﻜﻮﻩ ﻧﻴﻤﺘﻪ ﻟﻠﻄﻔﻞ!
9. ﺍﻧﺰﻉ ﺣﺬﺍﺀﻙ ﺑﺮﻩ
10. ﺍﻧﻲ ﺷﻮﺻﻴﺘﻚ!!!!!
11. ﻫﺎ ﺍﺳﺘﻠﻤﺖ ﺭﺍﺗﺐ! ؟
ﻭﺍﺧﻴﺮﺍ ﺍﻟﻤﻘﻮﻭﻭﻟﻪ ﺍﻟﻤﺸﻬﻮﻭﻭﻭﻭﻭﻭﻭﻭﻭ ﺭﻩ
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12. ﻻﺗﻔﻮﻭﻭﻭﻭﻭﻭﻭﻭﻭﻭﻭ ﺕ ﺩﺍﻣﺴﺢ !!
ﻭﻫﻲ ﺍﻟﻤﻘﻮﻟﺔ ﺍﻻﻛﺜﺮ ﺷﻬﺮﺓ ﻓﻲ ﺍﻟﺒﻴﻮﺕ
ﺍﻟﻌﺮﺍﻗﻴﺔ
ﻫﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻪ ﻫﻬﻬﻬﻪ
