funny english mistakes
funny english mistakes
May You Be Full of it
This Peaceful Holiday Season!
Health:
It is dangerous to smoke while
you are becoming pregnant.
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Last night, when I ate dinner, I started joking.
My friend hit my back very hard until I stopped.
I was so lucky he was there!
Parents:
I always ate lunch at school.
But every day my mother made me suffer.
* * * * *
My bed has three blankets
and a large guilt my parents gave me.
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My father met us at the airport
and gave me a big hog.
Then he hogged my wife.
Renting:
How many people live in your apartment building?
I don't know for sure, but I have wild gas.
* * * * *
You can't sleep with me because it is
too crowded. But you can probably
sleep with my sister. That's what most
of my friends do when they visit.
Weddings:
I have something exciting to tell you.
My girlfriend and I gotenraged last night!
* * * * *
The groom was wearing
A very nice croissant.
* * * * *
He lifted the veal off her face
and gave her a big kiss.
Sports:
When we won, I was so exciting
I had goose pimps all over my body.
* * * * *
Did I tell you I climbed half way up
one of the tallest pigs in the world?
* * * * *
It was so exciting to watch!
The cheerleaders threw up high into the air
funny english mistakes
May You Be Full of it
This Peaceful Holiday Season!
Health:
It is dangerous to smoke while
you are becoming pregnant.
* * * * *
Last night, when I ate dinner, I started joking.
My friend hit my back very hard until I stopped.
I was so lucky he was there!
Parents:
I always ate lunch at school.
But every day my mother made me suffer.
* * * * *
My bed has three blankets
and a large guilt my parents gave me.
* * * * *
My father met us at the airport
and gave me a big hog.
Then he hogged my wife.
Renting:
How many people live in your apartment building?
I don't know for sure, but I have wild gas.
* * * * *
You can't sleep with me because it is
too crowded. But you can probably
sleep with my sister. That's what most
of my friends do when they visit.
Weddings:
I have something exciting to tell you.
My girlfriend and I gotenraged last night!
* * * * *
The groom was wearing
A very nice croissant.
* * * * *
He lifted the veal off her face
and gave her a big kiss.
Sports:
When we won, I was so exciting
I had goose pimps all over my body.
* * * * *
Did I tell you I climbed half way up
one of the tallest pigs in the world?
* * * * *
It was so exciting to watch!
The cheerleaders threw up high into the air
