A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain.
-- Robert Frost
A woman is like a tea bag - you never know how strong she is until she gets in hot water.
-- Eleanor Roosevelt
Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't.
-- Erica Jong
An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind.
-- Gandhi
A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject.
-- Winston Churchill
Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use.
-- Wendell Johnson
Always forgive your enemies - nothing annoys them so much.
-- Oscar Wilde
Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.
-- Margaret Mead
Beauty isn't worth thinking about; what's important is your mind. You don't want a fifty-dollar haircut on a fifty-cent head.
-- Garrison Keillor
Buy land. They've stopped making it.
-- Mark Twain
By the time you're eighty years old you've learned everything. You only have to remember it.
-- George Burns
By working faithfully eight hours a day, you may get to be a boss and work twelve hours a day.
-- Robert Frost
